7) You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
8) You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
9) Car mechanics tell you the truth.
10) The world is your urinal.
11) You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
12) You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
13) Same work, more pay.
14) Wrinkles add character.
15) Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
16) People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
17) New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
18) One mood all the time.
19) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
20) You know stuff about tanks.
21) A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
22) You can open all your own jars.
23) You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
24) If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
25) Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
26) Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
27) You almost never have strap problems in public.
28) You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
29) Everything on your face stays its original color.
30) The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
31) You only have to shave your face and neck.
32) You can play with toys all your life.
33) One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.